Corrupt A Wish Game

amy has started playing count to 25, then gets capt rank 2 days later

i wish it wasnt so painful spending money on skills

You are now physically unable to own any form of money (it's magic!) so you'll never feel that pain again.

I wish Philly didn't suck so much.

Philly is now better, but for some reason you have to move.



I wish more ppl played forum games

More people play forum games, but the influx of traffic has permanently crashed SNOF.

I wish there were 2 Barcas.

there are now 2 Barca's, but they spam the forums to much and both of them gets banned from Sn



I wish i could win that damn fish flinger competition

You win the Fish Flinger competition, but Darth leaves you because you smell too much like Not Rawktails.

I wish they would upgrade the Ectofuntus.

There is now a upgraded version, to acces it you need to buy a ectopass for 1m ectotokens. And to make Barca mad, the ectopass is ofc a Tcc req.


I wish Jagex would make more quests.

Jagex makes 12000 new quests, one of which requires 15000 Castle Wars wins to access.

I wish Barca was not cheating on Darth at Fish Flingers.

NO! i would never do that!



I wish fish flingers had better rewards

barca is now cheating on darth wif me

i wish barca was mine forever and darth died

Darth comes back as a ghost and kills me, and me and Darth lives on forever as ghosts.
(and that didnt have anything to do with my fishfling wish???!



I wish for more agility xp

All of your farming exp is exchanged for agility exp.

I wish I didn't have to ride back to Philly now.

you dont, you could walk instead.


I wish Tixxy didnt have to leave, cuz now i wont have anyone to play forum games with

Tixxy is leaving Pitts, not forums. I'm mobile! So wish granted and uh... A kitten died.

I wish Liam Neeson was here.

No, not a kitten! D:
And idk who that is so.. A kitten died.

I wish i had time to sleep more

Granted, but you get less Darth time.

I wish I had some tacos.

Granted, but you are not hungry.


I wish I had a steel dragon in my Poh.

you now have a steel dragon in your poh, after spending lots of money to build a dungeon for it to live in

i wish [insert local sports team here] wasnt so disappointing

The local sports team is now much more satisfying to you in bed.

I wish I had my puppies with me

you are surrounded by puppies who have been trained to bite your face

i wish there was always lots of charcoal at the citadel

The citadel is now made of charcoal. it is dark and dull and a freak accident sets the entire place on fire. rip...

I wish stews would do +6 more often

stew now do +6 more often, but are more likely to give -6 in the stat you want

i wish i had lots of gps

You do, but due to an update Barcamoney is the new kind of money in the game. Making gp useless


I wish i could trim my questcape

quest capes are now trimmable. But in order to trim a questcape you have to do a quest that requires a comp cape (t)

I wish agility was fun ^.^

Agility is now the only fun thing in Runescape, Cept now you must wait in line for every obstacle.

I wish my shoulder didn't hurt so bad