Corrupt A Wish Game

Yup you will now get more points on every task. but the round is now 90 seconds instead of 60 seconds so the produce points/h is even lower than before.


I wish for a Bronze rank in sn
(Yes i mean bronze. not gold)

You now have a bronze rank but find that all other capt+ have quit

i wish my c2 floors had more fishing spots

More heim crabs for you.


I wish there was some way to replay quests

You can now replay quests, but only the abridged version

i wish i could sleep less but feel more rested

congradulations you have discovered a drug that makes this possible however the side affects are that you lose your family (My mind is broken atm and it's almost 1am).

I wish for for an uncorruptable wish (have fun )

Your wish becomes 'I wish I had a party to commemorate my being born every year', and it is granted

i wish you didnt have to complete floor x to unlock floor x+1 in dg

congradulations now you have to complete all the floors except floor x to unlock floor x+1

I wish for nothing

congratulations, you now have absolutely nothing

i wish chaotics didnt degrade

Granted, but now Chaotics can only be used in Castle Wars.

I wish there was day and night in Runescape.

granted, the citadel now has day and night modes

i wish the clan avatar granted a higher xp boost

The xp boost is now 4%. but you can only use the xp boost for 1hour/week
(and teh citadel already have day/night!?!?)



I wish cw games were 10minutes instead of 20.

castle wars games are now 10 minutes instead of 20 but you need 10k games for trimmed comp..

i wish i was maxed

You are now maxed. not maxed total level, but maxed as in maxed assist xp/day (30k)


I wish i had more money

You are now 1 Trading Stick richer.

I wish nude beaches had less men.

There are now less men on nudist beaches... but no women

I wish i could do the cat daddy like cat upton :3

you are now a pet cat able to do the cat daddy purrrfectly

i wish clue scrolls had good rewards more often

they now have better rewards, but the clue scroll drop is now 100 times more rare

I wish for a farming plot at citadel

There is now an epic multi tiered Farming plot in the citadel, but is locked to anyone with 99+ Farming.

I wish Jagex would hire me as a writer.

you are now a writer for jagex. jagex shuts down and no longer needs writers. you were a writer for jagex for 17 seconds

i wish i could buy attack xp from barca

jagex has granted barca the power to sell att xp: 1m gp per 1 xp

i wish all skills were as fun as dg

All skills are now as fun as Dungeoneering, but only because a japanese company bought Jagex, reworked all skills, and removed all Dungeoneering, including exp.

I wish I could fight alongside Robert the Strong and Vannaka.

Sure you can fight with them, but you are fighting vs Darth and Barca and all of you die


I wish my herbs would never die.

Your herbs will never die, but now only yield a single herb per patch.

I wish painful things upon Dahmaroc.

dahmroc is now dead.

I wish there was a faster way of training attack

There is, you can buy spins.


I wish Amy played other forum games then Corrupt a wish and Would you rather?