Corrupt A Wish Game

They're not long anymore, instead 1 square inch wide

I wish i could think of something to wish for

You can only wish for bad things nao.


I wish i had more loyality points

Time itself jumps forward 2 years, so collectively you have the 15k points a month - You're happy til you realise you've missed on on cwars games for those 2 years

I wishhh i could find something to do ;p

you have learnt about twilight and decide to watch all the movies

i wish i had more time so i could play rs and get stuff done

Time slows down by 1 millionth of it's current speed, you can do the things you want, so you max in a single day to the rest of us - Now you're bored and trapped in mega slow-mo time forever

I wish i could be bothered buying a new computer

you finally decide to buy a new computer, and its awesome!!! at least, until you spill some tea on it

i wish limewire still worked

Limewire works but you uh, spill tea on it


I wish roonspan wasn't nerfed

runespan is no longer nerfed, but in unnerfing it jagex removes it entirely! (at least Barca will be happy)

I wish my hands didnt smell like norbornene.

you lose Pholus, if Barca is happy then I am happy, wish uncorrupted

Your hands smell like dead things


I wish fish flingies clothes were easier to get

the clothes are now easier to get as you can pay for them with tokens and medals (you lose the medals tho)

i wish the recharge on joat wasnt so long

Half a day recharge time, quarter of the xp


Wish Barca and I shared a timezone

you now share the same time zone, but irl conflicts mean you play rs together even less than you do now

i wish i had remembered to boil the water before making my tea

you remembered, but while making tea on runescape


I wish for uh, world peace?

The world is able to put aside its differences and all humans live happily together. Then aliens invade.

I wish my laundry did itself

Your laundry does itself, but slowly gains intelligence to the point where it's like those jeans in Jimmy Neutron and it tries to take over all of Retroville but then you manage to stop it by using static electricity and the day is saved but then there is laundry all over the town so you need to clean it up. wat.



I wish weekends were longer

weekends are a day longer but then now school/work is twice as long and you get no sleep

I wish I'd get divine sigil tomorrow night soloing

You will but 100,000 people will get lucky divines and it will crash to 5m.

I wish I still had my TokHaar-Kal and Chaotic Maul.

you wake up today to find them back in your bank, but your abs and cr are missing

I wish construction wasnt so expensive to train

Construction is .1 gp/xp, but twice as click intensive with a max xp/hr of 30k

I wish yak could keep up with me when I kill stoof

your yak can now bank 1 inventory space every 15 secs, however it is not able to hold 1 inventory space worth of items worth more than 10k

i wish i didnt need to sleep so much

You and everyone else don't need to sleep at all. In fact, you can't sleep, but are still vulnerable to the effects of sleep deprivation like that one episode of the Fairly Odd Parents where Timmy wishes that no one could sleep but then it backfires because everyone is extremely tired and can't function correctly, including Cosmo and Wanda but then he gets that super sleep bed from the Sandman and its able to get them to sleep so they can reverse Timmy's wish. Childhood pls.



I wish I didn't have to stop fishing Rawktails soon

JaGeX has raised fishing to lvl 120 max, so you can keep on afking rawktails till you forget there is anything else in rs

I wish hadnt bought 3 pairs of spellcaster gloves when i unlocked them

You hadn't because you never unlocked them, because they never existed.

I wish I could stop farming cash for Max-skills and just skill now,

after buying 250 spins, you win the 200m prize and can start skilling

I wish ores werent rising now that Ive run out for arty workshop

They aren't rising anymore but everything else you need is rising in price.

I wish i could get 10x the xp per dungeon(just me and whoever im grouped with)