Corrupt A Wish Game

you have won 200m on sof. you accidently discard it.

I wish there were no micro-transactions in rs

No more micro-transactions. Jagex now sells entire accounts.
I wish i had a max cape.

Grats on Maxcape. The new skill is released tomorrow.



I wish castewarz was more fun.

Castle wars is a bit more fun. You'll have plenty of time to enjoy it with the new 10k Cwars tcc req.

I wish there were more quests

There is now 4 new quest, but a hidden update changes the color of steadfast boots to purple instead of red. and n0w they look bad.


I wish i came up with a better way to corrupt Darth's wish.

you are now able to come up with a better way to corrupt darths wishes, but find yourself unable to type them out

i wish these forums didnt have a flood control feature

Cuz of this a few nesters start to spam a lot of posts. and you are no longer in the top3 posters.



I wish i could win 200m on sof

Your wish is granted; But nothing has changed because you already "could" win 200m from sof <3

I wish my halo was white

your halo is white but your wings are green

i wish it was lunchtime

It is lunchtime, but there is no food in your house

I wish internet explorer would stop spamming me with "asiandating" sites >.<

It now spams you with the things i get spammed with (you dont even wanna know...)


I wish someone will play fishflingers with me tonight

Venoxulous would've played fish flingers with you, but due to her insanely high ping, she most likely cannot
I wish bottany bay would come into runescape, right now!

Botany bay is released, mistakes us for bots.


I wish hunter and thieving didn't suck.

Hunter and thieving dont suck, they blow.



I wish i had ven0s hat

Jagex released an event earlier this year where they dropped green phats, so you probs has one

I wish i had barca's squirrel ears ;o

You now have barcas squirrel ears. barca is now deaf :C

I wish i had 99 rc

congratulations, after buying 1k sof spins you now have 99 rc

i wish winter didnt suck

Winter is now awesome, Summer sucks.



Wish I didn't get so much homework

you now have 1/2 as much homework, but its 2x as hard as before

i wish i could get back in school mode

your now back in school mode. You can no longer sleep, eat or dream. instead you work all day and night

i wish r00nspan was fun

Runespam is now fun but gives less exp than REAL runecrafting ... people would still runespam >.>

I wish the temperature was cooler here

your ac has started to run and lowers the temp to 0C

i wish the smithing plot didnt require charcoal to use

It now requires summoning minions.



I wish Hope Devourer didn't exist

Hope Devourer no longer exists, hope eater who is exactly the same in everyway does exist..

I wish politics essays wrote themselves >.<

your essays write themselves at a failing level

i wish mt labs werent so loooooooong