Corrupt A Wish Game

Keeps33 wrote:

Granted, but you hold your breath for so long that you mouth becomes glued shut therefore you are unable to speek. You also dont know how to use sign language so all communication must be done through the medium of dance :I

I wish I was Lin.... (lol she wishes...)

What? This has to be the easiest wish to corrupt.


Granted. You are now a nooby, (apparently) drunk, lazy, spam queen, TROLOLOLOLL-ing Lin. Congratulations.


I wish I could teleport irl!

granted, but your irl magic level isnt high enought for any spell yet


i wish it didnt rain

granted. enjoy the scorching sun for the rest of your life,


I wish I worked extremely efficiently! So efficiently that I finish my year's lessons plans within today!

granted, but you will be so tierd that you have to sleep for 1 year



i wish i had 99 slayer today

Granted, but the slayer skill has had a massive update, meaning that it can now be leveled to level 120, but your account is broken and you can no longer gain any slayer xp. You are stuck at level 99 whilst all the noobs, even lin over takes you.

I wish i was level 139 combat

granted, but jagex adds 10 new combat skills and everyone elses combat gets to 9001



ii wish i was invicible

granted. You are invicible but still capable of feeling pain. Now you are my eternal punchbag >: )



I sometimes wish I had a different position either than noob, nub, drunk, spammer, lazy, Linub.

Granted, you are no longer a noob, nub, drunk, spammer, lazy or Linub. However, as you are no so un memorable, we all forget who you are, and are now perma banned from the nest as you are presumed to be one of those annoying spammers.

I wish I could merch.

granted, you buy 1 bronze bar and it goes up by 2 gp, congratz



I wish there was a better slayer master than kuradAL

Granted. A new Slayer Master requiring 138 combat and 99 Runecrafting is introduced. Prior to accepting one of his tasks, you must spend precisely one hour crafting Body Runes wearing nothing but the complete set of intricate Castle Wars armor. Upon completion of the Mind Rune crafting, you will be teleported to the new Slayer Master and assigned one of four tasks, including bats, goblins, chickens and cows. You will be assigned exactly five hundred of these monsters. After you have finished slaying them, you will return to Mind Rune crafting in order to be assigned a new task. Congratulations!

I wish my car was clean.

BOOM, no dirt inside your car

I wish my family would grow a couple pigs again, the last ones (named 'pork chop' and 'bacon') were delicious

Granted, to bad they had the swine flu virus and you and your family died

I wish for a lamp in which i can store all corrupted wishes

Granted. enjoy those corrupted wishes as they come true for you.



I wish I had five bodies. One for work, one to take care of my brother, one to help the family business, one for housework, and one for leisure activities (RS!)

Granted but none of those bodies have any legs.

I wish for 1million dollars/gp!

Granted. Enjoy the a million of the new currency called dollars-geepee! Too bad it's not internationally recognized as a legitimate currency.


I wish today was Friday.

congradulations its friday but you are forever cursed to listen to rebecca black!



I wish for a brain

Here you go. The brain of a blue whale. Enjoy.


I wish I can speak Japanese fluently.

You can speak japanese too bad you learned from a japanese that has turned and killed you.


I wish for a heart.

I wish this world was void of flies.

Granted but now your house is infested with every other insect.


I wish for some milk.(i r thirsty)

Here you go. It's sour though, sorry.


I wish Cookie would go to sleep so he(she?) isn't tired tomorrow.

Well too bad i have insomnia and i'm a guy and i'm 15 lol so your wish can't be granted


I wish to pk a divine

You pk a divine. Then Lin, in her nooby bronze fear somehow manages to PJ you and kill you



I wish I was back in school.

You are back in school too bad it was built with asbestos and your die..

I wish for a new car.( i can see where this will go)

Here is your new car.




I wish Cookie would stop put dying in his corrupted wishes.