Corrupt A Wish Game

granted, but Rebecca black and justin beiber also have become super thin so everyone in the world wants to be fat now.

I wish i was smarter

granted. You are now as smart as Justin Bieber divided by Rebecca Black.


I wish someone paid me to play RuneScape, as a career!

granted, jagex now payes you 10m gp every month


i wish there was a better slayer master than kuradal

Granted, but you have to have 99 runecrafting to get tasks from them.

I wish I had unlimited prayer points :O

granted, you and all npcs now have unlimited prayer

i wish it was summer 4ever

Granted, it will be as hot as summer, but there will be no sun >.<

I wish I was taller

(short > tall btw)


granted, but you will be 8000 meters high and get hit by an airplane in the head




I wish i had a captain rank in slayer nest

Granted. But everyone else becomes generals.



I wish I could play the piano better than I do now so maybe I can have a career from it..

Granted, but no body likes piano anymore :O

I wish I could speak another language...

Granted, after learning how to speak italian, you get hit by a car and cant speak more for the rest of your life


i wish my rs name was barca instead of b a r ca

Granted. your RS name is now barca. But there is a new trend of spacing names out except the last two letters so your name looks pretty nooby now. To make things worse, when you try to switch it back to b a r ca, someone took it already.


I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrowwwww

Granted, but you lose your money, become homeless and cant afford money to buy alcohol ...


I wish lin wasn't always drunk

I'm not always drunk dammit +_+!!



Granted. Lin is no longer drunk. Consequently becomes very, very boring. But she still spams. Yall gotta deal with countless WALL OF BORING, MEANINGLESS SPAM for your entire time on SNF and the SNFC. Cheers.


I wish people stop thinking I am drunk all the time.. I really am not... I go on SNFC drunk like.. thrice and I become the official drunk in addition to being the official nub. Don't forget Budlitelime folks !!!

*hic!*

granted, we still have 1000 thing we think you do




I wish i looked like this --->

Granted, but you go blind and you cant see how you look anymore :O

I wish my ring of wealth workd >.>

Granted. You are awarded an uncut sapphire.


I wish I lost 7 kgs by tomorrow!

Granted, but the day after that you regain the 7kg + another 27 kg :O


I wish I was immortal.

granted you will now never die. have fun being an old, sick and cant talk/walk forever



I wish it didnt snow 4-5 months every year in sweden

Granted. Instead of the snow you get hail for 4-5 months. Enjoy destroyed cars.


I wish I was back in university.

granted, but the teacher is a freak and has tests every day



i wish it wasnt monday

Barca wrote:

granted, but the teacher is a freak and has tests every day



i wish it wasnt monday

I can't corrupt this, I wish the same thing!!!



Granted. It isn't Monday. But it's Sunday 23:59pm. Good luck.




I wish I could play games all day.

granted, but your internet wont work so you can only play the free games on your computer (chess, poker, stull like that)


i wish i had my rapier again

Granted. here is your rapier at 0%, un-rechargable.



I wish our other computer can play sims so my brother and I can play simultaneously.

granted, but the other computer can only play sims 1. enjoy Maroon graphics and Maroon music



i wish i would hold my breath forever > (world record ftw)

Granted, but you hold your breath for so long that you mouth becomes glued shut therefore you are unable to speek. You also dont know how to use sign language so all communication must be done through the medium of dance :I

I wish I was Lin.... (lol she wishes...)