Corrupt A Wish Game

Broad arrows are now tradable but had their range strength reduced to 10

I wish ISW would drop me another couple of SOL's ;p

they drop you a sol. but when you are going to pick it up you get a random event. when you return, it's g0ne!



I wish i had that christmas tree in my Poh.

Venoxulous gives you the tree as it's not used in Veno's house.... but unfortunately it isn't tradable ;p

I wishhh i could just buy a maxcape ;p

Jagex adds a fake maxcape in solom0ns store for 5000 runecoins. Cuz of this update pretty much everyone in sn quit and Veno is left alone.



I wish i could get placeholder squirrel ears

Jagex releases a second-chance event to obtain squirrel ears, so they lose their unique-ness-ness?

I wish jagex didn't change the look of virtus

It's now back to teh old version, but for some reason it now have worse stats then Ahrims


I wish i knew how to merch/flip stuff

Veno teaches you the ways of flipping, but your plan backfires and you lose bank on your first attempt ;o

I wish i was able to get a decent wildstalker hood (ie, decent at pking)

The perfect place to train you pk skills is at Castle wars. Now you have to play 5000 games with Barca <3



I you could trim teh questcape

Okay i'll play 5000 games of cwars with you after i get completionist cape (by the you'll probably be done with games too so you'll be forced to play 10,000 games )

Jagex add the option to trim quest cape, but it requires all quests/subquests completed and an additional req of 5,000 soul wars games =3

I wish i could pickpocket players for their invo items

Amg soul wars is soo bad, i have no idea how i got that Jad pet D:


EVERYONE can now pickpocket players, but you need to have a higher thieving level than them. better bank that hat, or else im gonna take it >=)



And i wish the gelinor games would go away, i miss the fountain :p

You used the nomad's requiem points?

Meh you're not higher thief level than me, my hat is safeeeeee


The gielinor games are taken out of runescape, but Runespan games are added in it's place :O

n00000! *quits rs*

And i actually used my nomad zeals on Hp xp.



I wish i just joined the winning cw team

I used my zeal on HP too! :O i was 98 at the time ;p

You join the winning cwars team, but a glitch occurs in which you gain no tickets afterwards ;o

I wish i could be bothered actually playing efficiently ;p

I was also 98 hp


You find out that playing efficiently is lonely and is killin your arms/hands



I wish Maple logs would rise in price, so i could make moneyyy

Woooo, go us!

Yeahhh that'd probably be true though ;o

Granted. Maple logs rise in price, but jagex have a hidden update in which maples logs are no longer collected by the kingdom, and have instead been replaced by willows =3

Hey clevergirl. You didnt wish for anything :p

I wish i had all quest cape reqs on my noob account so i could just quest all day.

Oh yeah! sorry!

Granted. However you only just touch the req's for the quests, resulting in your character being too weak to handle the combat quests ;p

I wish the sequel to ROTM would be released on tuesday

teh quest is released. but to complete it you need all parts of the wicked robes. Gf us


I wish i had time to do a herb run between the cw games :L

The time between Cwars games is extended by 5 minutes; you later realise this would mean getting TCC now takes about 17 days longer

I wish i had 91 farming ;p

You now have 91 farming.. but whatever you wanted 91 farming for has been changed and you now required 95 farming (just out of garden pie range )

I wish i could think of slayuer nest trivia questions more easily

some generous soul has given you papers email (or whatever you like) and you are now able to 'think' of all of the questions he used to use

i wish it was easier to catch big fish in fish flingers

It is now easier to catch big fish.. however you can only catch 1 per game

I wish my laptop speakers were louder

your speakers are now too loud

i wish dinner was ready

Dinner is ready. You are eating rocks.

I wish Steads would stop rising

Steads stop rising as they are removed from the game
I wish I won 200m from SOF