Corrupt A Wish Game

You can now gain 10x the xp per floor, but you give up the use of personal gatestones

I wish my cache would load faster

Your cache loads twice as fast, but it automatically closes periodically

I wish Veg would make a SNOF account

veg makes a snof acc but never uses it; post count after 1 yr = 3

i wish there wasnt a limit to how many dom gloves/dreads you could earn before collecting them

The limit for dominion items is gone, but the items themselves require 5x moar kills

I wish i could play corrupt a wish without having my wish corrupted ;p

your wishes are no longer corrupted, but they will never come true

I wish for 3 more wishes

Those 3 wishes involve your closest friends dying.

I wish for a non-Chicken Earth

you receive a globe made of beef for christmas


I wish for a white christmas

The "white snow" is actually anthrax.

I wish for it to stop hailing

it is now raining golf balls

I wish for more hrs in a day

You have more hours in a day, actually you live in the north pole now. yuck! cold! (its in or at?)

I wish i didn't have to wait few mins between dungs while forming.

at probs, unless im living in the snow

you now have to wait a few hrs in between floors while party is formed


I wish my feet werent so cold

you have no legs now mate.

i wish jagex added implementation of pot required keys.

but do i still have feet?

jagex adds a new skill called 'keying', and cetain lvls allow you to open key doors of certain shapes/colours



I wish I could be bothered to skill

You miraculously have some determination to skill, unfortunately due to one of Jagex's mistakes, they will have to rollback all accounts in a week

I wish i could hunt more than 30k exp per attempt

you gain some newfound determination and can now hunt for 31k in one attempt

i wish moving wasnt so stressful

Due to the amazing Venoxulous you find that you can actually have people move house for you! However, it's costs quite a bit of moneyyyy


I wish i didn't break/sprain/twist my ankle

I use my heal other spell on you to make your pain go away! (and whatever was wrong with it ), but you have to get me the runes first


I wish i didnt have to go to work

You are fired



I wish everyone at cw didnt think i was either a bot or a crazy shemale

The makeover mage exists... but he'll turn you into a big fat smelly man!

I wishhhh charms were tradable ;p

Obsidian charms are now tradeable.


I wish fury was good again

Fury is good again but it's cheap and everyone has one and the new better neck is always 1gp more than your net worth.

I wish for a quest that rewards cwars games

A new quest is added to the game and the reward is 100 cw games.
The mystery of the castle requires 5000 castle wars games to be started.
Rip compcapes.


I wish Pholus wasnt mean

I wont be mean anymore, but Veno will be mean enough for both of us

I could sleep while I was awake

You can now sleep while awake! You are also now an insomniac and cannot sleep
in any way, shape, or form.

I wish voyages were faster.

You put speed ppl onto your voyages. your voyages are now faster but you have a lower chance of succeeding.

I wish hunter was afkable