Corrupt A Wish Game

You bot hunter, but end up getting banned. Sorreh!

I wish I wasn't coming down with a cold

You take some medicine and it cures your cold.
Then you get an unexpected allergic reaction.

I wish I had better luck at TDs :S

You have better drops from TD's but prices crash into worthless amounts.

I wish I would get more chi missions(HARDMODE: I don't just get more and fail all)

you get more chi missions, but they need 15k+ stats


I wish I had a personal chef

You now have a personal chef but all the food is terrible

I wish I had more time in a day

Another hour have been added to your day.
However cw games are now 40minutes long


I wish i could afk without getting logged out

You now no longer get logged out while afking but you can no longer afk cwars

I wish I could wear a hood in cwars to retain vyrelord title

Your hood can be worn everywere, but it can never be taken off. Ever.


I wish for a better farming aura

There's a better farming aura but it costs 500,000 loyalty points

I wish I could play runescape in my sleep

You can now play rs while you sleep. However Jagex mistakes you for a bot cause you have been online for 2 months without logging out :p


I wish ports wasnt a tcc req

Ports is no longer a tcc requirement but now 9001 kills in dominion tower is.

I wish sigils were worth what they were a year ago

Sigils are now back to their old price. however, Jagex decides to update corp. Making him impossible to kill unless you have a team of at least 10 people.


I wish you could take pets/avatars into cw

You can now take them in but they have hp and can be permanently killed.

I wish you could play castlewars with a smaller team(something a clan could put together)

You can now play something called private castlewars. But everytime you do so, it resets your castlewars games counter.


I wish Darth would find a 5th person for warp

I will warp with Darth if we can do my last 3 floors to reset first

I wish there was more time in the day

Granted, but you need more sleep, work hours are longer and runescape XP rates per hour are adjusted accordingly

I wish gods IRL were replaced by rs gods.

Rs gods are now replaced by the rs gods. Inb4 Zammy vs Sara war.

I wish that there was a way to manage your port without going there.

granted, a level 99 livid farm lunar than reqs 3x as long to get as all livid spells combined. And guess what. it's needed for tcc.

I wish for the real life zammy vs sara war to be over.

the war is over but you died ending it

i wish laundry did itself

granted, now it has become smart enough to talk too and keeps complaining about how you treat your clothes and ask for clothing rights

i Wish doing prayer wasnt so boring

prayer is now more interesting as you have to place the bones into coffins before you bury them

I wish my cash stack was bigger

Your cash stack is now bigger, but it has moved itself to Barca's cash stack!

I wish for penguin gielinor domination

penguins have taken over the world, but they are now too lazy and dont realize the human resistance is plotting to overthrow them, which is why the humans eventually succeed

I wish i coudl speak to polar bears irl

granted, but your accent is horrible and as easily offended as they are, the polar bears decide to kill you.

I wish for chocolate. loads of it.

you can have your chocolate, and eat it too! but you become so fat you can no longer move, and thus spend the rest of your life sitting on a toilet

i wish it was warmer outside