Corrupt A Wish Game

your shoulder doesnt hurt so bad.... cos it fell off

I wish i wasnt starting school again this week

congratulations, you never have to go to school again (but you have no further education)

i wish my coop program will be less work than it sounds like

it is now less work. so much less work infact that it no longer exists..

I wish dinner was ready ¬_¬

dinner is ready, you are having brussell sprout and mushroom stew

i wish there were ways to train skills that were inexpensive and fast

All skills are 1xp/hr faster and 1gp/xp cheaper, but 99 is at 700m exp.

I wish I wasn't pining after coming back to Philly so much. Can't even write like this.

umm, what? tomorrow you will wake up and not pine (pin?), but find you still cant write

i wish dishes could dry themselves

dishes dry themselves. they use a hair drier and somehow electrocute themselves. all the dishes are .. dead?

I wish "Lost" episodes were longer

Episodes of Lost are longer, but they're still episodes of lost

I wish Temple Trekking didn't take forever

temple trekking now takes 1 hr less than forever

i wish you didnt lose respect % when buying rewards at arty workshop

Arty Workshop now has an option to keep respect but you must sacrifice a full level of exp.

I wish I had a cuddle buddy.

Your cuddle buddy is neither me, Barca, Sumona, nor Heidi Klum

I wish steadfasts weren't so expensive

steads are now half the price, but their stats are also halved

i wish you could see the commercial im watching right now

we can see the commercial but you cant

i wish you could throw an entire stack of cinchompas at once

You throw the entire sac, then get 250K range exp at once, and get permabanned for bug abuse

I wish I was a queen

you are now the queen of your household

i wish there were less gens on the forums

Inb4 5 more gens (just kidding)

I wish I had some pop

*drowns Shopgirl in early Spice Girl pop music.*

I wish I had a frappe

your frappe is served, but its the wrong temperature (too cold?)

i wish there was a lock in this room

There is, but no key.


I wish i had something to eat. (i have been looking everywhere?!?)

All you can find is out of date chewing tabaco

I wish my laptop battery lasted longer than 0.2 seconds

your wish has been granted, and you wake up tomorrow to find your battery now lasts 0.8 seconds!

i wish i hadnt skipped lunch today

you no longer skipped lunch. you jumped over it instead

I Wish castle wars was fun

Castle wars is now fun, but you have to pay 10m gp/hour to play it.


I wish cw had better rewards

Castle wars now has better rewards but they all require a max stack of cwars tokens

I wish i had an iphone 5 ;3

you find an iphone 5 on the sidewalk the day after the iphone 6 comes out

i wish champions challenge scrolls dropped more frequently