Corrupt A Wish Game

Granted. You can now grow your nails at twice the speed. That's about it.

I wish I joined runescape back when there was rs classic.

granted, you did and so you have the rsc cape in your house

i wish i could control avatars

this isnt right, having rsc cape in my house isnt a corrupt wish lol

I wish woodcutting leveled faster than it already does

yes it is? you were playing for much longer but have nothing else to show for it? how is that not corrupted?

anyway, Jagex has now introduced the Squeel of Fortune, where you can spend ir money to gain wc xp much faster than by actually cutting down trees/ivy or going to the sawmill



I wish I was an avatar warden

You are now an avatar warden, however avatars are purely cosmetic

I wish i can pass all my exams by playing rs!

granted, you get 200m woodcutting exp, and quit rs out of boredom

I wish the corrupt a wish game was more fun

the game is more fun, but only when you make a wish you really really want to come true

I wish I could find a coop placement near my home

granted, it moves next to your home and it gets on your nerves

I wish for something I really really want to come true.

something you want will come true, but there will be an unforeseen cost... (idk if thats how you spell it but w/e)

I wish pop voyages didnt take so long (once you get out to far away lands)

granted, however they have ridiculosely(spelling?) high requirement and your crew always die.

I wish a had a more expensive car(pls be creative and dont make me get it stolen or broken)

congratulations, you are the proud new owner of a bugatti veyron. however, with its pricetag, you own nothing else...

I wish i could fall asleep instantly

Granted, your head bangs the floor and you spend 2 weeks in coma.

I for my own chicken pet.

you now have a pet chicken, but someone you live with decides that he looks too delicious to keep as a pet and makes lots of food out of him

I wish dinner cooked itself

granted, but it eats itself too

I wish pholus posted slower and let me keep up with the forum games before posting again.

Your wish has been granted, as it has been 6 days since I last posted here, however youre internet connection has become very bad and you still cant keep up with my posts

I wish the plug for my microwave was working

The plug for your microwave is working, it's just that the wire inside the plastic insulation has snapped and so will only work in a certain angle, but then one day while you're microwaving some oven chips, the wire is close enough to allow electricity to pass but not touching so the electric jumps across this gap and catching the plastic insultion and then catches fire and your whole house burns down!


I wish Jagex would invent the treadmill for agility already...

jagex has introduced the treadmill, but you need 99 agility to use it

I wish qbd wasnt so hard

qbd gets easier, and hence sophisticated bots get designed to not get caught and allow anyone with 130cb to kill her. So her drops crash and she's not worth killing anymore.

I wish cigarettes werent deadly

cigarettes no longer kill you as long as they are left alone in their package

I wish I had the motivation to skill

granted, you get the motivation skill, and you lose all interest in real life and realize once you're 50 years old how much you wasted your life doing useless stuff.

I wish spinash were blue

Spinach is now blue in colour, and also in flavour.

I wish forum games werent dead

Forum games are alive again, barcaspammer has returned

i wish for port storylines

yay! (but there was no corruption there )

You now get 1 port story mission per day, but you fail them even at 100% rating



I wish i didnt have to go to work

Granted. You don't have to go to work, but instead you can go home and realize that your family was killed by your employers who murdered them because you didn't go.

I wish Runescape ENDED.

Runescape dies, sadly so does the world since everyone is XP wasting. Gg, no re.

I wish I had everything I could ever want.