Corrupt A Wish Game

Champion Challenge Scrolls now drop 99% of the time, from all monsters, while every other drop must compete for the 1%.

I wish I was cuddling Barca and Darth.

You are cuddling wuth us on rs, and not irl.


I wish it was saturday.

It is Saturday, years before you met Darth.

I wish I was getting a foot rub.

your feet are being rubbed by a monkey who has escaped from the zoo

i wish my pants werent so tight

your pants arnt so tight. (assuming you mean trousers..) you no longer have the ability to wear pants and are arrested for indecent exposure

I wish fishing was fast xp

you have discovered c2 fishing

i wish sc tools lasted for more xp gained

sc tools last for more xp but give a worse xp bonus

I wish i didnt have to boost for overloads

The herblore level to make overload is now 92. BUt instead of the torstol you need a new, untradeable, herb that requires 98 Farming to farm.



I wish i was still asleeeep

you have fallen back asleep, but when you wake up you will be more hungry than usual

i wish you got xp while playing sc

You gain exp while playing SC, however the reward list is now gone.

I wish Yelps+Solomon would fall down the stairs and die

sof and solomon have now been replaced by jagex's new rwting update

i wish i didnt have to go to the bathroom

You don't go to the bathroom as it is now acceptable to "bathroom" in your bed =3

I wish pigs could fly

pigs can now fly, but not walk.


I wish i could find mahh phone.

You find your phone but it comes with a text from Darf stating he no longer loves you and has run away with Muffie O_o

I wish i wasn't on 1,531 ms Ping ;o

Your ping is back to normal. but the rs servers crash.


I wish Darf loved me again <-<

Darth vader now loves you <3

I wish i wasn't hotttt ;o

You are no longer hotttt, you have upgraded to hawt.

And amg Darth vader


I wish more ppl would play f0umgames

Venoxulous has gone into SNFC to promote SNOF but the influx of people on SNOF crashes the server.

(Genuinely do wish more people would play these ;P)

I wish thatttt earth had more than one moon

We now have 6381 moons that are always blockin the sun.



I wish it was saturday again

It's now saturday but only in name, the week has rearranged to Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday, Saturday

I wish i could see the future

You can see teh fouture and you see a new update called the slayerspan that will be added to the game 1 week after you get 99.


I wish i didnt forget stuff.

You now remember everything - including the moment you were born >

I wish food would just appear next to me when i wanted it ;p

Food will now appear next to you. but your mouth is still full of cows, so you wont be able to eat it



I wish my damn Cw team could win a game

Venoxulous joins your team, but annoys you so much you decide to join the losing team =3

I wish people never changed <3

People will now be babies for the rest of their lives



I wish you could trade broad arrows.