Corrupt A Wish Game

Sorry cannot grant that, you broke the rule, 1 wish only. Adding your kids into the picture just pwned your wish

I wish I can run a stable buisness

Granted, but your buisness fails after a short period due to your lack of knowledge and experience.
(Apparently there are already buisnesses that sell stables)

I wish I was a Ninja

Granted, but your costume only places 4th in the costume party for halloween

I wish for world banana day!

Granted, but the world turns into a banana for this day, throwing off its rotation and causing it to fall into the sun.

I wish that there were no flys in the world.

Granted, But this caused bee's to mutate into simalar things to flies..and they were doublely annoying.


I wish i was Weetsyboy.

Granted, but Weets owes money to some... unsavory characters and they kill you.

I wish I had a log.

Granted, but the log is misplaced by you and ends up in some freaky and demented person's possession who you are very scared of.

I wish to have a Coke!

you are giving pepsi in a coke can.

I wish that this wish doesnt come true

*explodes*

I wish I had a new puppy without strings attached

you get your puppy but it runs away after it bites you and gives you rabies

I wish i had the same powers as Goku.

Granted, but you get taken my military scientists and die during experiments.

I wish i wasn't too scared to actually join the Slayer Nest CC

Granted but every time you join, your kicked by "accident"

I wish my bike tire would stop popping on me lol

Granted, but your spokes snap and the wheel buckles.

I wish I could do the whole Kagebushin thing to make 6 of me to play RS, watch Anime, go to College, see my Girlfriend, see all my other friends and one substitute.

Granted but your substitute ends up getting with another girl and your girlfriend sees this and dumps you.

I wish for a new computer.

Granted, but an experimental software to create a free-thinking AI was accidentally installed instead of the standard OS, and it takes over the world, enslaving all of humanity.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Granted... but its the lockness monster and it eats you

I wish for a lifetime supply of Tim Horton's coffee and doughnuts

Granted, but three months down the line you die of a heart attack. 0wn3d!!!111one11!!!eleven!!11!!

I wish I had the ability to pause and continue time (similar to Pause and Play on a remote).

granted, but you do something stupid that ends the world, too bad you didn't wish for rewind

I wish that everyone in the slayernest would post atleast 10 times a day on these forums.

Granted, but it turns out its only the FBI watching us ¬¬

I wish that the crash will continue all the way through to Thanksgiving!

Granted but now there is no thanksgiving so the crash lasts forever

I wish that I was a pool shark

Granted, but I misunderstood and you're a tiny shark swimming around in a pool of poop.

I wish I could beat this frigging game...

granted but jagex thinks you cheated so they assassinate you.

I wish i had a penny

OOC: I wasn't talking about RuneScape, I was talking about a bullet hell game in the Touhou series... oh never mind.

IC: Granted, but then you realize that pennies are basically worthless by themselves and you become sad.

I wish I could teleport.

granted but teleportation doesnt work if your under water, and you accidently tele to the bottom of the ocean and die

i wish that ben made a wish so i could of corrupted it...