Corrupt A Wish Game

Granted, but school starts one hour earlier, ends two hours later, goes 6 days a week and runs all year through.

I wish everyone was able to marvel at my greatness. (Except Pepsi, as you can see, he got beat up.)

Granted - Your greatness is so admired that you attract fanatical admirers. This results in you becoming a recluse and a hermit because stepping out in public means you will be mobbed fans and paparazzi. Cults and social internet groups are done in homage to you. Wars are fought in your name. It finally results in your untimely death by assassination due to one overzealous and deranged individual of the "Holy Muddianite" sect.


I wish you could pick your family like you can pick your friends

Granted but your the only one left in the world.
I wish there was only ever good stuff on tv.

Granted - A new tv show called "Good Stuff" is released and it is a constant loop of Justin Biebers "Baby". They play this one episode 24/7. Only "Good Stuff" is on tv.

I wish I could kick players from the game like I can in cc (Don't pretend you have never thought of this)

Granted, however you shall get kicked from chuck norris every time u kick someone

i wish i had more wishes

Granted, but you accumulate so many wishes that you turn into a genie and are stuffed into a lamp, forced to grant 3 wishes for other ppl who occasionally release you.

I wish evil squirrels didn't have such a grumpy attitute when they missed lunch.

Granted, the squirrels will never be grumpy anymore because they will get their lunch every day. However, they get to eat YOUR lunch.

I wish i could think of a wish to wish for so that this wish can be a wish and i can get my wish granted by a wish-granter.

Granted, but after thinking up your question you get shot and you die

I wish i was zezima

Wish granted. However due to being zezima, everytime you move you get surrounded by people. Causing you to hyperventerlate due to your claustrophobia. Making you die. Then everyone forgets about you, and well your just some dead guy.



I wish for you not to grant this wish

I grant your wish, oops, that screws yours up, oh well, better luck next time.


I wish i was a flying shark in an episode of Dr. Who, a christmas episode too.

Wish Granted but then Dr. Who kills you and gets away with murder

I wish no one can corrupt my wishes

Granted, Your wish can no longer be corrupted because you have no more.

I wish I had 1 million bouncing rubber balls.

Granted but the bouncing annoys you so muc you take a gun and kill yourself

I wish this "Corrupt A Wish Game" didn't exist anymore

Granted. However someone creates a game called 'who is the biggest noob ever' in its place, and unfortunatly EVERYONE - people who dont even know you, picks you, D1V1NE.

I wish i could be a billionare so frickin baddd

Granted, but you lose all of your money by staking irl. You also didn't realize that there is no dual arena, and therefore, you die a painful, gruesome death. Ouch.

I wish that I didn't have to know who Justin Bieber is.

Granted, but u have to spend a year being nice to him, before he disapears forever.

I Wish Cheryl Cole was my wife.

Granted, She is now your wife, however you go into a coma right after the wedding, thus never getting to live with her.

I wish I had x-ray vision.

Granted, however due to the x-ray waves, and them being able to penetrate the skin, you get cancer within a week. And die a few days later.

I wish i could see Spurs win the champions league at Wembly

Granted, but you have to trick your way in by pretending you are in a wheelchair cause those are best seats left. You arrive really late, so you race to see the end and 'try' to go down the stairs. You go bumping down them uncontrollablely and hit the rail at the bottom. You go sailing into the air and see the spurs score the final penalty kick to win the championship and then it's all black because you landed on a concrete pad ending your life.

I wish i could watch that safely from a distance.

Granted, but the police figure you're the one who caused this incident, and Hunt you down, throw you in a jail cell to spend the next 40 years with a man name David. Have fun.

I wish that Mondays were never invented.

Wish granted, but then Saturdays and Sundays weren't invented as well (NOES!! D:)

I wish I could play runescape at work

Granted, but you lag out every other second and are never able to say anything and all you're friends delete you cause you keep spamming their FL.

I wish that I had a sammich delivered to me whenever I want one.

Granted, but you only ever get one delivered because it is absolutely huge and is dropped by helicopter. You suffocate under the sandwich.



I wish Mr. Reindeer had straight antlers.

granted, but his neck is now broken

Barca wrote:

granted, but his neck is now broken

LAWL LAWL LAWL


I wish I got 3rd age from Hard casket!