Corrupt A Wish Game

Granted but because everyone has bad luck it is no longer considered bad luck so nobody notices.

I wish for a battle Royale between all the Generals in the Nest

Granted, Gan Promotes you to general so you can be apart of, but Weets missunder stood the game and ends up comeing to your house and slitting your throat and he says "Heh... 3 down just afew more, im comming for you Gan"

I wish that Toy Story was real

Granted however everyone thinks you are a retard for making this wish.

I wish to see what happens when an unstoppable force meets and unmovable object

Granted, but I divided by 0 before it happened. *imposion*

I wish I had a pony. With a Mohawk.

Granted, but in the space of 2 days..you realise its a donkey and its mane falls out..


I wish For world peace! haha corrupt that one

Granted, however you didn't wish your universe peace and aliens come and attack earth.

I wish I had never made this wish. Paradox much

Granted but the thought of never making the wish makes you parinoid and makes you very depressed of what could have been.

I wish for my school to blow up with my old english teacher in it, and i am not there (I see how this one is gonna be corrupt common make it a good one)

Granted, however hundreds die and your fingerprints (as well as a video of you placing the bomb) are found and you go to jail for the rest of your life.

I wish for steak.

granted, you get a wooden steak the next day.

I wish that WoW would just blow up

granted, however all the players come to runescape.. and the servers get overrun..
i wish to be so evil.. nothing can stop me

Granted, you become a wave of evil that sweeps the planet, but having taken over the earth, you leave to never return, and your influence dissappears almost instantly.

I wish for universal peace (might as well try it.)

Granted, but all-out paradoxical destruction occurs, for without mayhem, what is peace?

I wish I could get inspiration for my novel (been at the same spot more or less for a month now).

Granted, but the inspiration is soo great, that you just start writing 17.345 pages a minute. Since your hands are moving at so great a speed, your hands and wrists freeze (not the computer, cause it somehow won't tonite). They won't even move away from their position in space, leaving you trapped at your workstation.The only way to unfreeze them is to reboot their system, you. So a medical team is called in to kill and revive you. They kill you (to shut down the system), but then it is 3:00, so they go on there 15 minute break. When they come back you are braindead and they are unable to reboot/revive you.

I wish this arrow pointed the other way.

Granted, but in order for the arrow to point the other way some bizarre line of code has to be put in that turns every person's avatar into a disgusting Guro picture (if you enjoy Guro, no offense intended, it's just that you gotta admit it's pretty messed up). If you don't know what that is, be glad that you don't.

I wish for

Granted, however, it turns out to be a Hampster with Rabies. You somehow contract it. You die.

I wish for nothing.

Granted. The universe ceases to exist. Oops.

I wish the universe existed again.

T3h Pragerman wrote:

Granted. The universe ceases to exist. Oops.

I wish the universe existed again.

The universe existed again, but you where only one on it!!



I wish for a new prime minister

Granted, but they turned out to be Doctor Evil from Austin powers and the world Goes downhill.


I wish to be Miss Universe :p

Granted, however there is a group of Cannibals having a conference next room from the pagent. For some reason they think Makeup is a kind of Seasoning. Yeah, you get the rest(lets just say the tiara is the cherry on top)

I wish for a Third eye.

Granted but your brain cannot handle the extra imput and shuts down.

I wish for some bud light lime.

Granted, you are given exactly 1 mL of Bud Light Lime.

I wish for cake.

Granted, you are baked into a cake.

I wish kazel to turn into a human.

Granted, however everyone else turns into goats and rams.

I wish for a massive hottub that it is impossible to drown in or get some kind of heat induced calamity

Granted, but in order to prevent a "heat-induced calamity" they had to remove the heating system, and the first time you get in the hot tub it is so cold that your nuts are instantly frozen solid and they fall off.

I wish for something truly epic to happen.

The first ship of aliens come to visit earth, but when they land, the ship supports accidentally crush your house with you in it.

I wish for winter to be an average temperature of 20 degrees celcius