Villiama
Dark Beast
Posts : 1777
Join date : 2010-07-10
 | | Subject: A spoilerrific Jad adventure in OSRS Tue Feb 25, 2014 3:55 pm | |
| Hiya, I've been tinkering with this for a while. There are 3 good endings. Enjoy!  In a feat of awesome awesomeness you have managed to reach the 63rd wave of the tzhaar fight caves. The fearsome Tztok-Jad is about to spawn! What will you do? Tztok-Jad is about to spawn, what will you do?- Spoiler:
Perform a status check. - Spoiler:
You are wearing full karils and you are armed with a rune crossbow and 250 diamond bolts (e). In your inventory you have 5 saradomin brews (4) and 6 super restore (4) potions. The rest of your inventory is filled with empty vials. Your hp is full but your prayer points are at half their maximum capacity. You have the protect from magic prayer activated. What will you do?Quickly drop some empty vials and drink a dose of super restore. - Spoiler:
Some inventory spaces have been freed up and your prayer points are now full. Very little time remains before Jad spawns. What will you do?Run into the middle of the room and change your prayer to protect from ranged. - Spoiler:
Jad spawns but he isn't near the middle. Off in the distance you hear a loud noise. From what you can tell it's a magic attack. What will you do?Switch your prayer to protect from magic. - Spoiler:
The magic attack hits you but is blocked by your prayer. Tztok-Jad comes into visual range. What will you do?Attack him. - Spoiler:
Your first hit deals some decent damage. As your attack hits Jad, he slams his feet on the ground. What will you do?See if Villi's hat is around here somewhere. - Spoiler:
Keep your prayer on protect from magic and keep attacking. - Spoiler:
Jad's ranged attack hits you. It deals about half your hp in damage. You're still attacking him and manage to get in another decent hit. The hit you took caused you to become nervous and you don't notice what Jad is doing. What will you do?Change your prayer to protect from range and drink a brew dose. - Spoiler:
Jad's attack hits you again. This time it was a magic hit and it takes you out instantly, even though you drank a brew dose. You appear outside the fight caves with some tokkul. Better luck next time!
Keep your prayer on protect from magic and drink a brew dose. - Spoiler:
Jad's attack is blocked by your protection prayer. This time it was a magic hit. You drink the brew dose and your hp is restored. You see Jad slamming his legs into the ground. What will you do?Attack Jad and change your prayer to protect from range. - Spoiler:
A bird suddenly lets out a startling cry from just outside the window. You become startled and accidentally misclick the ranged prayer icon; it didn't turn on. Jad's range attack kills you off in one hit. You appear outside the fight caves with some tokkul in your inventory. Better luck next time!
Attack Jad and keep your prayer on protect from magic. - Spoiler:
As you click to attack Jad you get hit by his range attack. It hits you hard. You end up being redbarred. Again, the shock of nearly dying causes you to not notice what Jad is doing. You realize there is no way you can recover. What will you do?Continue attacking Jad anyway, keep your prayer on protect from magic. - Spoiler:
You keep on attacking Jad but suddenly there is a power outage. Your computer goes dark. Looks like the entire neighbourhood was affected. All the effort you put into making it to Jad was in vain. What will you do?Scream for a bit, punch a hole through the wall then go to bed even though it's a bright summer day at noon. - Spoiler:
You overestimated your strength and you barely make a scratch on the wall. The wall however made quite a scratch on you. You broke your hand in 5 places and dislocated your shoulder. When you go to the hospital you accidentally come into contact with a newly discovered strain of bacteria, a very contagious and lethal strain. You become infected and subsequently die.
You are dead!
Sit back and let the sweet release of death embrace you. - Spoiler:
You inevitably die to Jad's incoming attack. You appear outside the fight caves with some tokkul in your inventory. Better luck next time!
Change your prayer to protect from range and keep attacking. - Spoiler:
Jad's attack is once more blocked and you get in another 2 hits, one of which deals no damage. Jad lowers his head. What will you do?Change your prayer to protect from magic and keep attacking. - Spoiler:
Jad's attack is blocked again and you get in another 2 hits, one of which deals a very high amount of damage since the bolt's magic effect occurs. Jad still has quite some health remaining. Jad lowers his head. What will you do?Don't change your prayer to protect from range and keep attacking. - Spoiler:
Jad's attack is blocked and you get in another 2 hits, both missed. Your prayer is starting to get low. Jad slams his legs into the ground. What will you do?Change your prayer to protect from ranged and keep attacking. - Spoiler:
Jad's attack is once more blocked and you get in another 2 hits, both deal moderate amounts of damage. The bolt's magic effect occured for one of them. Your prayer is starting to get really low. On the fringe of the minimap you see an additional yellow dot appear. Jad lowers his head. What will you do?Change your prayer to protect from magic and keep attacking. - Spoiler:
Your prayer runs out before you are able to change it! Jad's attack hits you for approximately 1/3 of your health. The healers have now reached him. Jad slams his legs into the ground. What will you do?Drink a dose of super restore potion and activate the protect from ranged prayer. - Spoiler:
With some lucky timing you manage to get your prayer up just in time. Jad's attack is blocked. The healers have begun healing him. Jad slams his legs into the ground. What will you do?Start attacking the healers. - Spoiler:
Since you're awesome (duh) you are able to get the attention of 2 healers before you refocus your attention on Jad. You see him slamming his legs into the ground. What will you do?Attack the remaining healers. - Spoiler:
You accidentally misclick and end up running to a square right next to Jad. He gets in a swift melee attack before you are able to run away. The hit kills you.
You are dead!
Continue attacking the healers you have the attention of. - Spoiler:
You actually manage to kill the 2 healers you have on you before you need to change your prayer. Running off a sudden rush of adrenaline, you lose track off time and only regain your awareness when Jad is redbarred. You only need to attack Jad once more to kill him. What will you do?Rip out the internet cable connected to your computer. - Spoiler:
You forcefully rip out the cable and you get disconnected. The end of the cable actually became so busted up that you cannot reattach it. Better luck next time!
Perform a rain dance. - Spoiler:
You don't actually succeed in making it rain. You do however succeed in making yourself look like a fool. A certifiably insane fool. Better luck next time!
Try to learn how to juggle with 10 balls at once. - Spoiler:
You realize that you don't have 10 balls readily available which makes you very depressed. It would take years of therapy for you to ever recover, by which time RS died. Better luck next time!
Drink another dose of super restore potion and start attacking the healers. - Spoiler:
Since you're awesome (duh) you are able to get the attention of 2 healers before you refocus your attention on Jad. You see him lowering his head. What will you do?Drink 1 brew dose but don't change your prayer. - Spoiler:
Jad's huge fireball flies toward you and hit you with full force. You close your eyes when you realize that you have the wrong prayer on. When you open your eyes again you're outside the fight caves with some tokkul in your inventory. Better luck next time!
Change your prayer to protect from magic and attack the remaining healers. - Spoiler:
You accidentally double-click the prayer icon; turning it on and then off again. Jad's attack deals severe damage! You have roughly 2/10 of your health remaining. The two healers attacking you deal an additional 1/10 damage to your health. Jad slams his legs into the ground. What will you do?Reactivate your prayer only. - Spoiler:
You reactivate your prayer but the healers deal enough damage to remove what little hp you had left. You appear outside the fight caves with some tokkul. What will you do?Log out. - Spoiler:
Upon logging out you suddenly hear a very ominous sound coming from the sky. It seems a loud alarm is also sounding in the background. You look out the window and see a huge meteorite just seconds from crashing into you.
You are dead!
Jump out the window. - Spoiler:
You dash toward the window and attempt to jump out of it. It's at this moment you notice that you forgot to open it. You slam against it but it doesn't break, you break your jaw however. You were never able to speak ever again. LOL.
Take a nap. - Spoiler:
You go to your bed to lie down but it seems there's a cat lying there. A pretty big one at that. In fact, it's a lion! Aaaahhh!
You and the lion became best friends from then on. You named him Mr. Snarfles and went on several epic and hilarious adventures together.
Congratulations! You unlocked ending 2!
Reactivate your prayer and drink a dose of saradomin brew. - Spoiler:
You reactivate your prayer and Jad's attack is blocked. The healers however hit you before you are able to drink of your brew, one of them misses but the other one kills you. You appear outside the fight caves with some tokkul. What will you do?Ragequit and go play League of Legends instead. - Spoiler:
Congratulations! You unlocked ending 1!
Ragequit and go watch a Twilight movie. - Spoiler:
Death is instantaneous as soon as you hit play. Your soul is utterly obliterated and a black hole suddenly appears and swallows the entire universe. You are dead!
Ragequit and go outside. - Spoiler:
The light outside is so bright that you become blinded. While walking aimlessly forward you slip on something and fall to the ground. You suffer several broken bones and a massive concussion, nobody is around to help you. You are dead!
Drink 2 doses of saradomin brew. - Spoiler:
You quickly drink 2 doses and hope to Guthix that you tank the incoming damage. Jad's attack hits a 0! The healers however both get in good hits. Your hp is at roughly 3/10. Jad lowers his head. What will you do?Turn on the protect from ranged prayer and drink a brew dose. - Spoiler:
Jad's attack hits you for all the remaining health you had. You appear outside the fight caves with some tokkul. Better luck next time!
Drink 2 brew doses. - Spoiler:
Jad's attack hits you for all the remaining health you had, in spite of the brew doses you drank. You appear outside the fight caves with some tokkul. Better luck next time!
Turn on the protect from magic prayer and drink a brew dose. - Spoiler:
You activate your prayer and Jad's attack is blocked. The healers also deal no damage. Your hp is now at a safe level. Jad lowers his head. What will you do?Activate the protect from ranged prayer and attack the remaining healers. - Spoiler:
Jad's magic attack hits you hard! It's over in the blink of an eye. You appear outside the fight caves with some tokkul. Better luck next time!
Drink a super restore dose and attack the remaining healers. - Spoiler:
Your awesomeness shines through and you get the attention of the remaining healers. Jad's attack is blocked by your prayer. What will you do?Attack Jad but don't change your prayers anymore. - Spoiler:
It goes without saying that you ended up dead pretty much immediately. Let's say it just for fun though: you are dead! See, wasn't that fun?
Try to kill off the healers before facing Jad. - Spoiler:
In an effort to make surviving easier you start taking out the healers. Unfortunately this meant that you neglected changing your prayers to protect yourself from Jad! He finishes you off in just 3 hits.
You are dead!
Attack Jad and change your prayers according to Jad's attacks. - Spoiler:
Once more you let your awesomeness shine. You awesomely change your prayers and your awesome hits become increasingly awesome-er until the point that Jad dies. You appear outside the fight caves with your brand new fire cape.
Congratulations, you unlocked ending 3!
Activate the protect from melee prayer and attack the remaining healers. - Spoiler:
We may never learn why you thought using protect from melee prayer was a good idea at this point. Nevertheless, at least your display of temporary insanity provided scientists for years to come with something to study. I mean seriously, what were you thinking? Anyway, you are dead!
Change your prayer to protect from range and keep attacking. - Spoiler:
You keep on attacking and actually get in some sweet hits. Jad however gets an even sweeter hit. You're very nearly redbarred. One more hit will definitely kill you. You see Jad lowering his head. What will you do?Call Mod MMG and ask him to nerf Jad. - Spoiler:
You realize that you don't know his number and instead call for a pizza to be delivered to you. It's a really nice pizza, with all the toppings you love. When you go to sit down and eat it you accidentally slip and hit your head. That's when it occurs to you: a Flux Capacitor. The design is clear as day in your mind. With it you could travel through time and redo Jad and this time remember his moves before he makes them.
I am only kidding of course. You actually died when you hit your head. It took 3 days for you to be noticed by anyone. You were a smelly corpse.
You are dead!
Call Mod Mark and ask him to nerf Jad. - Spoiler:
As it turns out the number he gave you on your last date was a fake number. You probably came on too strong, and having the date in a McDonalds restaurant was probably not the best idea. Your heart never recovered from this rejection. You died from a broken heart.
You are dead!
Call GhostBusters. - Spoiler:
There is no phone. There is only Zuul. Better luck next time!
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Vulthuryo
Cave Crawler
Posts : 24
Join date : 2012-07-06
Location : Georgia
| | Subject: Re: A spoilerrific Jad adventure in OSRS Tue Feb 25, 2014 4:16 pm | |
| What do you mean I miss-clicked! | |
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Rohiit
Harpie Bug Swarm
Posts : 119
Join date : 2013-11-23
Location : Crystal Mountain, Gods Domain.
| | Subject: Re: A spoilerrific Jad adventure in OSRS Tue Feb 25, 2014 5:34 pm | |
| Oh my goodness!! jad is one fearsome prayer monster indeed. - What will you do?:
- what will you do?:
Erm..
- Thinking started:
hmm..
- Mind mode 100% set:
Oh yeah!
- Found a solution.:
That should do
- Jad spawns again.:
Time to take the plan in action.
- What will you do?:
I will take a NAP!
- How was the end?:
very good ending
- What happened afterwards?:
Everyone lived happily ever after
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Villiama
Dark Beast
Posts : 1777
Join date : 2010-07-10
| | Subject: Re: A spoilerrific Jad adventure in OSRS Wed Feb 26, 2014 3:50 pm | |
| I had originally wanted to make each spoiler open up 3 new options. It turned out to be far too bothersome to make it worthwhile.  | |
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Rohiit
Harpie Bug Swarm
Posts : 119
Join date : 2013-11-23
Location : Crystal Mountain, Gods Domain.
| | Subject: Re: A spoilerrific Jad adventure in OSRS Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:48 pm | |
| I see, yeah must be bothersome(just like jad). Nice job though took me whole 5min just to read it but i managed to read it all, there was option of taking nap so i choose that:P | |
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Exar_Kun
Turoth
Posts : 356
Join date : 2010-08-03
Location : Gold Coast - Australia
| | Subject: Re: A spoilerrific Jad adventure in OSRS Sat Mar 01, 2014 5:52 am | |
| Congratulations! You unlocked ending 1! you went to a lot of effort here haha. might go play some lol now  | |
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Mr Mad Lion
Gelatinnous Abomination
Posts : 4
Join date : 2014-06-03
| | Subject: Re: A spoilerrific Jad adventure in OSRS Sat Jun 07, 2014 8:19 pm | |
| Down my potion, turn on my prayer, and focus hard against this salamaderik foe! (I'm of course already behind a safespot when he spawns ) | |
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Villiama
Dark Beast
Posts : 1777
Join date : 2010-07-10
| | Subject: Re: A spoilerrific Jad adventure in OSRS Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:39 pm | |
| Rawr.
(Also known as bump) | |
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Ketalar
Mutated Jadinko Guard
Posts : 1499
Join date : 2011-12-20
Location : Quebec
| | Subject: Re: A spoilerrific Jad adventure in OSRS Sun Jun 15, 2014 11:49 am | |
| Hey Villi, this is really cool! | |
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Villiama
Dark Beast
Posts : 1777
Join date : 2010-07-10
| | Subject: Re: A spoilerrific Jad adventure in OSRS Sat Nov 08, 2014 6:13 pm | |
| I am bumping this because of... reasons.
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