Slayer Nest writes a story

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Once upon a time, there was a man named Bob, stood at the north-west booth in the Grand Exchange.

While Bob was standing at the booth, his rival, Joe, walked under the main entrance.

Ouh pholus you look horrible in that dress.

Pholus was sad that Joe didn't like the special dress.

Pholus was just about to retort with a killer comeback when suddenly he noticed Bob.

Bob was preparing to make an overload while shouting "i am in the money".

Bob threw bundles of flax all over the place, pleased with the days harvest and imaging what riches may come.

Joe scrambled to pick up the flax bundles before any noobs got to them.

That's when Pholus went over to Bob to talk to him.

Pholus handed Bob a rather large stack of noted Saradomin Brews and asked "Can you decant these?"

Bob took the noted brews, *did the decanting in mere seconds*, handed them back to pholus and replied there ya go.

Phon Phon then went all like "Where is that kitten with my warm mitten"

But Bob's rival interrupted the trade and stole all the Brews, oh teh n0es!

Bob, shocked by action of his rival asked, what do you think you are doing, have you got no shame to do something like this?

To which Joe acrimoniously and with great linguistic prowess replied: "no u".

On the other hand pholus, shocked by action of his friend said: Oi joe, that's my noted brews you just stole, no?

Joe, being confronted by both Pholus and Bob, got scared.

Joe tried to run away, but the weight of the brews slowed him down.

That's when the banker came in, reminding Joe that noted items have no weight!

This startling revelation startled Joe; allowing Bob and Pholus to catch up to him.

Bob, angered by this whole matter, summons The Security Guard!

The greatness of whom is exceeded only by his desire to hand out small amounts of money and handbooks on security.

At that month, security guards were provided special authority by none other then the king roald, 'his majesty' himself to force teleport criminals direct to jail, located near a place known as port sarim dock.

However, the security guard chose not to use this special authority on this occasion.

This guards ego was matched only by his ability to mess up everything.